I have been geenomed - you might ask what that means to me? It's quite cataclysmic! I hate the things, but there's a perky little chap perched in one of my borders. I know how he got there and normally I would just chuck the little man into the bin... however, he has a cheeky little grin and appears to have a mischievous character. So, I am in a dilemma, what to do with him? Answers on the back of a snail please to: the spring border, just behind the anemone blanda. But please - no beheadings or torture.