Malta it is!
The heat is overwhelming here, so are we staying in the shade all the time and wilting? No don't be silly! We are driving around to see the tourist places which is an added danger in itself. Driving over here is a case of survival of the bravest, a need to be in front of every other car, especially one driven by a woman. The roundabouts seem to have their own laws, there are very few markings and I have only seen five cats' eyes in the whole of the island - yes five! Bear in mind that Ronnie drove me back from the airport in the dark which took about an hour so I've seen quite a lot of the roads.
The funniest part is the car that we have hired, I am sorry to be so blunt at this point, it farts! Suddenly as we are driving along this little farting sound emits from the exhaust - farty farty fart fart fart. Where can you look when your car behaves so badly, there is nowhere to hide as there is so little time to think let alone do anything. We stopped at some lights and it had a little session - fart fart fart! Whe we parked at a square in Mdina today, just as the ignition was turned off - fart!
Very funny!
The Pool at this complex also has its amusing side. A French family whom we have christened M Miserable Git and Madame M Git, were getting paranoid about the children in the pool when their own children started jumping around and causing mayhem. Smiling, enjoyment - obviously not part of their vocabulary! Get a life the famille Git please.

Look what the Times had to say about this today...
We're the Party People

No Photos as yet - the computer suite does not do that, I will put them in when I get back.
Time for a shower, drink and meal.....