One-up-manship!

Well most places have a Hummer or two, here in Newport we have an extended one!! Now why on earth would anyone want to make an extra long one of those vehicles? They aren't pretty, they are ugly brutes which guzzle so much petrol it is unbelievable! I wonder what is so special about the ride - perhaps thay all come with Horatio Kane (Is that his surname?)as a driver - now that would be really good luck...