Try this!

My poor mobile phone is struggling to cope with the demands of living with me. Having spent about 45 minutes tumbling around in the washing machine it can now, after a prolonged drying out period, receive phone calls and text messages. The only problem is that I can barely see the display and by the time I get around to sending a text in reply, well I can't see a thing! SO, DLG, the last message was written blind, heaven knows what it ended up saying because with automatic text, the most innocent word turns out to be something very different. For instance, 'mum' becomes 'nun', not something I ever aspired to!!